“Not your average singleton!“

– Every ex boyfriend

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• CHOO-F**KING-CHOOFebruary 2, 2021
  Ever wanted to just cut this thick layer of nostril-offending Bullshit that we all seem to hide behind and say those four freeing words …’Oh just f**k off’? Why is it, that in order to live a peaceful and content life we have to follow the acceptable guide of ‘stay quiet, be nice, pretend toContinue reading “CHOO-F**KING-CHOO”
• ANY HOLE’S A GOAL!January 18, 2021
  It’s flabbergasting-madness that some of our men give nada fucklings about who they’re about to cock-dip, as long as their load gets well and truly blown. I mean, how is having zero sexual standards and a dick as dirty as a holiday flip flop, good for overall self-worth and general hygiene? I have always questionedContinue reading “ANY HOLE’S A GOAL!”
• PUNCH-TO-PRICKJanuary 5, 2021
  Hello and welcome to the controversial topic regarding the men we give an inch to, who take a bleeding mile. Before I begin to slander a hefty percentage of the male species, I would kindly like to point out that this is for entertainment purposes only and no men were in fact harmed in theContinue reading “PUNCH-TO-PRICK”