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• UGLY HEARTJune 14, 2021
  Ever met a motherfucker with a soul as sticky and black as a piece of chewed up liquorice on a hot summer’s day? In this mind-fucking world we live in, it’s an unfortunate shame that some of the people we come across daily are aesthetically pretty with downright ugly hearts. Occasionally we can get side-trackedContinue reading “UGLY HEART”
• ONLY HATERSMarch 3, 2021
  The majority of the world has now heard of the once misunderstood platform Onlyfans – unless of course you are a technology-phobe pensioner or a rightly unaware infant…in which case I advise you to ‘X’ this page immediately and find something more suitable and pleasant to read. Onlyfans is a global money-making scheme in whichContinue reading “ONLY HATERS”
• CHOO-F**KING-CHOOFebruary 2, 2021
  Ever wanted to just cut this thick layer of nostril-offending Bullshit that we all seem to hide behind and say those four freeing words …’Oh just f**k off’? Why is it, that in order to live a peaceful and content life we have to follow the acceptable guide of ‘stay quiet, be nice, pretend toContinue reading “CHOO-F**KING-CHOO”