CHOO-F**KING-CHOO

Ever wanted to just cut this thick layer of nostril-offending Bullshit that we all seem to hide behind and say those four freeing words …’Oh just f**k off’? Why is it, that in order to live a peaceful and content life we have to follow the acceptable guide of ‘stay quiet, be nice, pretend toContinue reading “CHOO-F**KING-CHOO”

ANY HOLE’S A GOAL!

It’s flabbergasting-madness that some of our men give nada fucklings about who they’re about to cock-dip, as long as their load gets well and truly blown. I mean, how is having zero sexual standards and a dick as dirty as a holiday flip flop, good for overall self-worth and general hygiene? I have always questionedContinue reading “ANY HOLE’S A GOAL!”

NICKED KNICKS

The morning after. A long and intense night of passionate, yet animalistic sex. You’re relaxed and satisfied with orgasmic euphoria, coffee in hand and a smile on your face. You stumble out of bed in search of your floor sprawled garments. Retrieving each item of your pre-shag ensemble. You’re stuck with confusion and a hintContinue reading “NICKED KNICKS”

EX-TINGUISH

So you got a new fella and everything is going great, the relationship is beautifully blissful, the sex is highly fulfilling and absolutely nothing can get in your romantic way, that’s until…’knock knock…who’s there?’ THE EX! Unfortunately, the dreaded ex-girlfriend has and will always be a part of your man’s life. It’s the one human weContinue reading “EX-TINGUISH”

GOOD IN BED OR ALL IN YOUR HEAD?

After a debatably chaotic sex life, I force myself to question the insensitive motives of some men and their willies. I have gathered information collectively, interviewed crying girls in club toilets and enjoyed a fumble or two myself, in a sheer attempt to understand why the ones with such good dicks turn out to beContinue reading “GOOD IN BED OR ALL IN YOUR HEAD?”