It’s flabbergasting-madness that some of our men give nada fucklings about who they’re about to cock-dip, as long as their load gets well and truly blown. I mean, how is having zero sexual standards and a dick as dirty as a holiday flip flop, good for overall self-worth and general hygiene? I have always questionedContinue reading “ANY HOLE’S A GOAL!”
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PUNCH-TO-PRICK
Hello and welcome to the controversial topic regarding the men we give an inch to, who take a bleeding mile. Before I begin to slander a hefty percentage of the male species, I would kindly like to point out that this is for entertainment purposes only and no men were in fact harmed in theContinue reading “PUNCH-TO-PRICK”
BIG L OR BIG O?
Can the quality of sex be an ultimate decider on who we choose to be with on an emotional level? Of course the fun we have in the bedroom is a high rated factor when choosing our relationships…but does the human brain and genital region occasionally confuse an orgasm for love? A lot of usContinue reading “BIG L OR BIG O?”
NICKED KNICKS
The morning after. A long and intense night of passionate, yet animalistic sex. You’re relaxed and satisfied with orgasmic euphoria, coffee in hand and a smile on your face. You stumble out of bed in search of your floor sprawled garments. Retrieving each item of your pre-shag ensemble. You’re stuck with confusion and a hintContinue reading “NICKED KNICKS”
EX-TINGUISH
So you got a new fella and everything is going great, the relationship is beautifully blissful, the sex is highly fulfilling and absolutely nothing can get in your romantic way, that’s until…’knock knock…who’s there?’ THE EX! Unfortunately, the dreaded ex-girlfriend has and will always be a part of your man’s life. It’s the one human weContinue reading “EX-TINGUISH”
HIGH & DRY
As I sit typing this I ask myself ‘is it right, or in fact normal for a woman to enjoy and express sexual desires as much as a man?’ You see, I struggle dearly with sex being so taboo and believe it to be such a natural and positive act that should be experienced andContinue reading “HIGH & DRY”
GOOD IN BED OR ALL IN YOUR HEAD?
After a debatably chaotic sex life, I force myself to question the insensitive motives of some men and their willies. I have gathered information collectively, interviewed crying girls in club toilets and enjoyed a fumble or two myself, in a sheer attempt to understand why the ones with such good dicks turn out to beContinue reading “GOOD IN BED OR ALL IN YOUR HEAD?”
SATURDAY NIGHT TYPES
Getting ready for a night out can be different for each girl. Some spend all week preparing for that perfect outfit. The shoes will match the bag, the bag will match the nails and the nails will match the lips, …but if you’re anything like the undesirable me, you’ll brush through the knots in yourContinue reading “SATURDAY NIGHT TYPES”
ONLINE DATING, OR ONLINE HATING?
Okay, so before I start yapping on about my sad and disinteresting online dating experience, I feel the need to include my reasons for writing posts about dating & love, as I’ve had a few single pringles offer to save me from a lonely life of misery and end my hopeless search for a goodContinue reading “ONLINE DATING, OR ONLINE HATING?”
